you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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