how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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