So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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