glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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