she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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