im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
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They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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