You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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