sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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