HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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