Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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