I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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