its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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