I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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