everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
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