Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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