That's intense
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
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I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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