I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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