i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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