If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
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This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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