Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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