You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Enjoy the penises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize