It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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