god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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