you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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