I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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