he fucked my hip out of place.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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