How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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