she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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