YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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