Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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