i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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