Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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