I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
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Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
where are my eyebrows?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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