i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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