so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
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This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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