forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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