Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
i think im in europe. pls send help
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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