Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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