He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
