I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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