I can't breathe out the right side of my face
you have to choose: penises or morals?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
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please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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