i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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