Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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