her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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