They should really pass out barf bags in church
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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