piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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