wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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