U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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