So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
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The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
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I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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