Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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