i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
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she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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