I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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