Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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